The REMIX of The 8r8 in 2021

My commitment and if you are reading then I am sure I fucked you. The question is what did it do for you? Was it physical or was it mental? Do you miss me or is this some kind of weird shit that you never tell anyone that you do? It was probably love but what's done is done. I can assure that my commitment to uncertainty is hiding behind playful approached to very quiet return unless just sexual because I think that would be cool too. Reading through my previous posts I don't remember writing anting in a somewhat horny tone, but these are the kind of questions I am back to explore with the 2021 Remix. So the very first one I did was one that hated title, "It Only Takes 3 Seconds For The Title to Change Hands."  on Friday August 10, 2010. I revised paragraph one and then offered some commentary below. So, this is one of the learn as you go projects. I hated that over 10 year old post so much that I will return very very soon to finish the story. So paragraph one was just revised. I did not save the original which I regret but will change the color of the original text moving forward and I will keep the notes up for a while and achieve them to officially be done. So look for the (2021 REMIX) in the title for a bit more content and building on the what has been done. Look for the Green Text for the commentary and feel free to reach out if there any questions about anything or anyone. I miss writing about my thoughts and my reality.  I can't believe that I missed my 10 year anniversary on here. I hope the guilt makes me write a fucking book and I can assure you that you won't be in it and I miss absolutely no one. Enjoy the REMIXES and I want to create some new stuff but I need it to be FUN. I leave you with a picture of my very first attempt at a custom action figure as 15 year old me attempted to turn the Green Lantern into Parallax. I really wanted a Parallax figure.  The older wiser 8r8 and GENERATION that....

Where Yo Land

“Cause time's a wastin'
Don't you take your time, young man
Keep on drifting and
Ain't no telling where yo land.” - 

Erykah Badu- Mama’s Gun-(2000)

That track and a big ass blunt back then was straight up perfection. She spoke to me and that wasn’t easy to do cause of the noise. There’s was so many different personalties that came with an individual soundtrack and if we got high enough we were going to listen to your song. We are going to get to your story I just hope I could hear it tonight because of all of this noise. Yeah, it’s Saturday night so you know I am going to have leave because she got some a couple Buddas and the after hours is usually ridiculous but you can still chill here and I know this dude right here has been quiet and he’s been listening, I love him to death and he’s going to understand. I was overwhelmed because that song got in my head. On the surface I was going a little backwards depending on your morality perspective. I had said yes to drugs and I was adjusting from never touching the stuff to how far can I take this without fucking up too bad? I was overwhelmed because Mama’s Gun album has filled my head with questions. I was going to need to have a few drinks with Sarah before the after hours because she was the voice of reason and my moral thermometer. She didn’t do drugs, she would have a few drinks, and steal most of my cigarettes but I could tell her just about anything. She was the best judge of character you could possible want. A true Catholic that was never preachy or judgmental she had that mystic quality of grown woman very young. I would expose her to an odd cast of people in small doses sporadically. I had a level of respect for her and she was my oldest friend. We could both be thrown right into nosiest situation and makes some sense of all of it. She listened to me cry about my broken heart for over a year at this point and knew I was still a bit lost. I had to explain to her that going out once a week and taking a little pill really helped. I opened myself up again socially and I was forming a soul binding relationship with music. She wasn’t impressed that I needed a substance to connect with music but I assured her I was going to stay in control. I was already a fully functioning pothead that only went out to the club once a week. This was music to my ears. It’s always important to have that one person good on board in your life to help you along. I wasn’t wasting time anymore because I cheated. It was becoming easier to find the moment. I had a clear vision of it but how was I going to seize it all?  I started making sense of all that noise. That album means something to you and I understand why love it so much. I am very happy I smoked with you and now this song is going to always remind me of you and now it’s part of my story. Speaking of my story, my podcast didn’t quite take off like I would have liked. I am not closing the door on it so it may be back some day soon. I am going to throw you a few words more often. It may be something like today or something else. I enjoy when I have no real plan and as you can see some weird shit came out. I hope everyone is looking for something intangible out there. I want you to go out and find that something that you are mssing. There’s something to gain for sure. Take care everyone. See you soon.

#34: The Accidental Roofers

The 8r8 returns in the season premiere of The 8r8 Podcast!! What could possible interrupt a Total Bellas dream fantasy? Accidents do happen but have no fear the Accidental Roofing Company will fix all of your life's troubles. What will happen when The 8r8 heads over to Opryland, USA for the Saint Pablo Tour? Always check the corners of your hotel's bathroom door. It's hoe baths, dirty Adidas, and small town country comic-con fun as a new season of adventures begin.

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#33: Empty Theaters Folks

The 8r8's audio woes continue and his output just doesn't measure up. We cut the cord and press the wrong button to present schizo levels of sound. The hottest segment in wrestling is discussed as the Hardy's present Final Deletion. The Brock Lesnar situation is explored. The 8r8 Podcast needs a hero and who is it going to be? Did the 8r8 go see the Ghostbusters reboot? Did anyone go see the Ghostbusters reboot? 

#32: A Day in the Life of The 8r8

The 8r8 returns with real life everyday stuffed crusty dry cleaning. Will he make it to the cleaners before 10am? The 8r8 comments on the recent tragedies in America. He bears the heat with no air conditioning as he opens the car door and let's you take a little peak of his aborted mission. Plus, possible stolen gas and more.

#31: Flatulence of the Phone

The 8r8 returns with the paranoia of his phone. Does his cell listen to the 8r8 podcast? Does his cell phone feed his obsession with flatulence and genitalia? The 8r8 breaks down Kanye West's new visual art for the song Famous. If Kanye's bed was on fire which 3 celebrities would you save? The Calvin Harris curse continues with a silver lining. The Summer of Smith has begun with Yoga Hosers and more. A short Star Wars: Black Series Update and the Friends of the Park-ING lot blame game.

#30: The Karate Kid Part 3 pt. 3: THE FINAL CHAPTER

The 8r8 completes his commentary on The Karate Kid Part 2. The story comes to a climatic end. Will Daniel and Komeko finally hook up? There are many obstacles that wait and it's going to take an act of God to provide the Prozac and ease the insanity of Sato and Chozen. It's the ultimate battle between good and evil so get ready for some mortal combat. Plus as a bonus we review the hit song and video from Peter Cetera, Glory of Love. We wrap it up at the movies.

#29: The Karate Kid 2 pt. 2

The 8r8 continues his commentary of The Karate Kid Part 2. Movie Commentary is much harder than it looks but The 8r8 is going to see this one through as he takes you back to Okinawa. The villains continue rise as Sato and Chozen proceed to terrorize Daniel, Mr. Miyagi and the village. The bad guys have become masters of cock blocking and look to be winning the battle.

#28: The Karate Kid Part 2 pt. 1

The 8r8 provides commentary and his spin on the 1986 film, The Karate Kid Part 2. This part 1 of as many as it takes. Enjoy this trip down memory lane as we take a trip to Okinowa with Mr. Miyagi and Daniel LaRusso.

#27: Ringo's Stall

Vegas fallout with Beatles Love and Molly's Holly is discussed. The 8r8 shares his initial, no spoiler, reaction to X-MEN: Apocalypse.  The Preacher TV series episode #1 is here. The 8r8's gives his pick for OKC VS Golden State series. Another read from the blogger files with Toilet Trees Number 2 on the most scatter brain episode of the 8R8 podcast yet.

#26: EL VEGAS AMIGOS!!

 The 8r8 is back in Las Vegas!!! He discusses his ridiculous room at The Cosmopolitan as he gives you the audio tour of it all. He rambles on about his visit to the Neon Museum and guess who The 8r8 finally found? All that and a bag of tacos. It's The 8r8 Podcast.

#25: TOILET TREES REVISITED

The 8r8 discusses his initial reaction to Captain America: Civil War. Who stole the show? The loose end from episode #21 is tied up. Just what happen in the pool that day? The 8r8 returns to March 2, 2011 as he adds some insight to his blog Toilet Trees. If you love bathroom humor then you DO NOT want to miss this episode. It's going down folks.

#24: The Prince of Chyna

 This episode of The 8r8 Podcast is dedicated to the legendary professional wrestler, Chyna and one of the greatest musicians of our lifetime, Prince. The 8r8 shares parts of his origin story and how these two legends helped him along the way. Things get personal and deep on the most passionate episode to date. This is nice mix of real life. The 8r8 rewinds you to key moments with a little optimism when it comes to break-ups. It's not all doom and gloom as we celebrate life while honoring real legends.

#23: Batman V Superman

WARNING SPOILERS FOR BATMAN V SUPERMAN ARE AHEAD!!!

The 8r8 brings you another podcast from sea as we discuss Batman V Superman. The 8r8 was not biggest fan of the box office attraction as we get right into it. I will say this, the 16 hour drive to Houston probably didn't do the movie any favors. I may have watched it through a tired eye. There were a few story flaws that needed to be discussed. The Kings of the Superhero trailer Warner Bros. are back! This movie should have been way better but there were a few decent moments. Suicide Squad better not suck!

  

#22: Ringside, WresteMania, & RAW

It's the WrestleMania fallout edition of The 8r8 Podcast. The 8r8 discusses Ringside with Jim Ross on Saturday night. WrestleMania 32 is discussed with some on site perspective of the entire card. The 8r8's impromptu trip to Monday Night Raw and his spin on whether the fans deserve all the heat they are getting for trying to hijack the show. Let's go Beach Ball? Beach Ball Sucks! All this and so, so, much more. This will be my last podcast about wrestling until the next one. Hope all is well in the land of Oz.

#21: Laminated Tickets of WrestleMania's Past

The WrestleMania Show that I was made to do. The 8r8 covers all of the Manias he has attended in this special episode of The 8r8 podcast. The fun stories around WrestleMania 22 and 23. The drama around going to three in a row, WM28, WM29, & WM30. This is my personal road to WrestleMania plus I rank all 5 of the events. This is the one that every wrestling fan shouldn't miss. My rocky road to WrestleMania was historic. Just a side note, I was in the middle of story when I went on my Legend of Zelda rant. I will answer the question of what exactly happen that day in the pool in a podcast to come, so stay tuned.

#20: The Thirty Two Hype Show

The WrestleMania 32 Hype Show!! The 8r8 runs through the WrestleMania 32 card and gives his predictions plus the secret of Jamaica. It was painful at times, but somehow the 8r8 survived his attempt at a wrestling show. Let me know if you can find the excitement in this one.There will be more Wrestlemania coverage plus my impromptu visit to Monday Night Raw in Dallas. 

#19: The Carnival of Freedom

The 8r8 is back aboard the Carnival Freedom for a Podcast at sea. The NO SPOILER initial reaction to Batman V Superman is discussed. The 8r8 discusses his recent trip to C2E2. All kinds of upcoming events. The road to WrestleMania has begun, so where the heck are you? Expect a full spoiler edition of Batman V Superman in weeks ahead. It's vacation time. WrestleMania vacation time!! OHHHH YEAHH!

LMFAO: SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING REVIEW: UPDATED

I am trying to come up with a working title for these blogger podcasts I have been posting. The Chronicles of 8R8 were one thought? Tales from the 8R8 is what I called it in this podcast, but the real story here is that I bet you cannot believe someone is actually posting a blog about LMFAO in the year 2016? Relax, it's only an update of something that I wrote in June of 2011. As you can see I am little bit behind on my editing, but I have found going through these old blogs are really fun. Once again there were some changes since the read and I am including the podcast in this post as well as on the original just in case you don't want to go through the archives. I promise this is the last time I will write those two sentences, so from now on those last two sentences will more than likely be the norm for future Tales from the 8R8. I had fun going through some of the memories of this time period when I talked about this particular piece. There are just so many stories from that era that really need to be talked about. I believe I tackled the music from that time period but there is some real life stuff that was just as juicy as the songs. I plan on revisiting this era in the podcast world very soon. Alright, if you go back and read this one then you’re the greatest, but if you don't at least listen to the short podcast. Have some fun this weekend or else.

TEAR JERKING PAGES #2: OH MY GOD, IT'S JASON TODD- UPDATED

I have updated another one of my blogs with a new edit as well as a short podcast to add a little insight. The bad news for me is that this concludes my short lived Tear Jerking Pages series but the good news is I found a draft for Tear Jerking Pages #3 in the archives. I had such a good time editing these two that I plan on revisiting the series very soon. I promise at the minimum to bring you #3 very soon. It's about a moment in comic book history that was too big to be ignored and fits in perfectly with these moments. I have included the podcast in this post if you don't feel like digging through the archives but there were more edits after the read. I will see you at C2E2 this Friday, Comic-Con like a Mother Mother. You should go!